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Valentine's Day, a time
of dating, romance and love. Here are a few jokes based around the themes of Valentines
Day. Some are short and soppy, others are pretty cold and harsh. Most point out the
differences between men and women and the complexities of dating in the nineties. So, sit
back, read and hopefully enjoy :]
Marriage
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow..
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Valentine's Day Jokes 
