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Valentine's Day, a time
of dating, romance and love. Here are a few jokes based around the themes of Valentines
Day. Some are short and soppy, others are pretty cold and harsh. Most point out the
differences between men and women and the complexities of dating in the nineties. So, sit
back, read and hopefully enjoy :]
$20 for Anything?
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall,
handsome, extremely sexy young man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the young man said to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20,
on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What is the condition?" The young man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, reached into her purse and slowly
counted out four $5 notes, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her
address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said... "Clean... my... house..."
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