Valentine's Day, a time of dating, romance and love. Here are a few jokes based around the themes of Valentines Day. Some are short and soppy, others are pretty cold and harsh. Most point out the differences between men and women and the complexities of dating in the nineties. So, sit back, read and hopefully enjoy :]

Making a Good Impression...

1. wine her
   
2. dine her
   
3. call her
   
4. hug her
   
5. hold her
   
6. surprise her
   
7. compliment her
   
8. smile at her
   
9. laugh with her
   
10. cry with her
    
11. cuddle her
    
12. shop with her
    
13. give her jewellery
    
14. buy her flowers
    
15. hold her hand
    
16. write love letters to her
    
17. write poetry for her
    
18. go to the ends of the earth and back for her

1. show up naked
   
2. bring some beers